Elongate your Snake
May. 13th, 2008 01:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
himekohimuraHaha, I read that as 'Snape' for some reason.
E-mail spam can be so entertaining.
It's been a while since I've updated, mostly because Finals quite literally raped me from behind. I'm still quite busy with said finals, but I took a break from studying to give everyone an update on my sad life. I think I may have passed my Japanese Literature class with a low C because the Final Exam was hella easy. I love you sometimes, Rodgers-sensei. Sometimes being the times when you're not currently BBQ'ing my brains on an outdoor hibachi. I still, however, have a 1500word final essay to complete for Dresners that I'm working on right now but I'm not sure if I can make that min. After that I have the Japanese Mythology class and Japanese Language. Wow, I didn't realize that all of my classes were Japanese *sweatdrop* that's probably why I'm always watching Chinese and Korean programs. The Japanese is getting to my head.
Ugh, why do I always squeal like a pubescent teenager whenever I see KangTeuk? IT'S UNBECOMING. They should like...announce their love or something. Or at least stop denying it. I am lead to believe that whole "i'm not that way" at the mini-concert was a lie. EETEUK DIDN'T DENY IT. And Kangin was just trying to defend his manliness. Or something like that. YES, I LIKE TO LIE TO MYSELF.
So an update on the life of a Johnny's fangirl:
-> Kat-tun PV = wow Jin, your hair? I am reminded of The Way U Are, for some reason. MAY I DO YOU? *bricked* But no, really. Junno made me kinda happy, although he should do something about that hoodie. Doesn't match him. Kame's hat is kinda ridiculous. He's really trying to be the modern day Higashiyama. Ueda makes me want him in ways that isn't proper, though I can't get the images of Ueda as a pretty geisha on Subaru's arm. KON, YOU CORRUPTED ME. I miss Subeda. *sigh* Oh, BTW, Jin voice acts the lead for Speed Racer. Haha. He should have been the dub for Rain or something. That would have been hilarious, IDEKY.
->Gussan had his baby. He's a father! I'm kinda happy for him, but at the same time I'm like...wow...he had a baby *daze* I'm still trying to get over the fact that he's married. It's just so sudden!!! And Innochi's weding! *wobblewobble*When Go gets married I might have a mini breakdown, srsly. 6yrs of delusions would break me.
->I finally got to reading that tomapi photoshoot. '山下はすごい好きだから' OMG TOMA. You make me happy with your words. Warning to new F-list members: I detest NewS!YamaPi with a venomous passion that only rivals my distinct distaste of MatsuJun.I like to call MatsuJun 'Duckboy'. Srsly, I say it with affection *cough*. But TomaPi...I just can't help but fangirl it.
SUMMER, PLEASE COME SOON, YES? I'm kinda anxious to start my summer project for Nya!. It's going to be all kinds of awesome (if I can pull it off, of course). I should like, AD for it now, but I kinda wanna finish school before I get to it.
BTW, Bleach: Ashido is sexy. I want him. But Ulquiorra (and yes, i so copy and pasted that) is even sexier. I have come to the understanding that I am somehow attracted to Mass murderers, ideky. Anime has brain damaged me.
So a very short little![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
nyaing Update, because I haven't done one in a while. I'm only going to go over the last twenty entries or so, even though I think I posted a bunch more than that since my last update.
What I've been Writing:
See The Future - This is what you call me trying to get over a writers block. I'm very critical of my own writing and you'll see that alot. I actually don't think this is worth the read, but it entertains, nonetheless.
OT4 Series - Me trying to be clever. I fail at clever, but this universe is so fucking awesome. Someone else should take it from me before I kill it.
Fanservice - SuJu M - This one floated around in my head for days before it actually made it to paper. I'm glad a lot of people actually liked it. It was fun to write ^_^
#97 Glasses - KangTeuk - Some soft porn, but not really. I suck at porn.
Baby - SuJu, DBSK - Pointless crack. Read at your own risk.
Forever - SuJu - Sad little tale because I was a sad little girl.
Shut up - Jack/Ten - The first hard R that I wrote in years. I don't do smut because it makes me feel all kinds of dirty.
What I've been Uploading
[PV] NewS - Summer Time - Random banana loving and Tego introducing himself to his nuts. Yeah. Totally worth watching.
[PV]Doumoto Kouichi - No More - Oh my god, how much I love Kouichi. Especially at the beginning with him waving a sign and shouting "Hichi haiku!!!" Of course, dancing reminds me of Deep in your Heart. Not a big fan of the music, but just watching Kouichi dance is enough for me.
What I've been Subbing
Osen, Episode One - Because I am so fucking awesome. Yes. I am. No, but really. I decided to do this one after I saw it. There was no one announced on the Wiki page for it until we announced it >.< I love Uchi and I think we did him justice. Despite the laidback storyline, this one is so worth the watching. Uchi is an amazing actor and I'm warming up to Aoi Yuu, who is clueless in a good way. Two and three will be on it's way, but after finals, I'm afraid.
A few things I've noticed about Osen. Not quite spoilers, but I'll put it under a cut for those who don't want to know:
1. Uchi wear pink boxers and I'm one of those girls who think "OMG A SIGN?!" when really, he probably prefers pink boxers and it's not a double meaning whatsoever.
2. Uchi acts drunk. Granted, it's for less than a minute, but still. Talk about pun intended. LOL
3. Uchi considers staying at a love hotel. Well, most hotels in Japan offer hourly rates. But still. The rates are posted on the sign along with an advertisement for av videos. That just screams love hotel to me.
Well, this is where I go and finish that essay I was talking about. *sulks off reluctantly*
E-mail spam can be so entertaining.
It's been a while since I've updated, mostly because Finals quite literally raped me from behind. I'm still quite busy with said finals, but I took a break from studying to give everyone an update on my sad life. I think I may have passed my Japanese Literature class with a low C because the Final Exam was hella easy. I love you sometimes, Rodgers-sensei. Sometimes being the times when you're not currently BBQ'ing my brains on an outdoor hibachi. I still, however, have a 1500word final essay to complete for Dresners that I'm working on right now but I'm not sure if I can make that min. After that I have the Japanese Mythology class and Japanese Language. Wow, I didn't realize that all of my classes were Japanese *sweatdrop* that's probably why I'm always watching Chinese and Korean programs. The Japanese is getting to my head.
Ugh, why do I always squeal like a pubescent teenager whenever I see KangTeuk? IT'S UNBECOMING. They should like...announce their love or something. Or at least stop denying it. I am lead to believe that whole "i'm not that way" at the mini-concert was a lie. EETEUK DIDN'T DENY IT. And Kangin was just trying to defend his manliness. Or something like that. YES, I LIKE TO LIE TO MYSELF.
So an update on the life of a Johnny's fangirl:
-> Kat-tun PV = wow Jin, your hair? I am reminded of The Way U Are, for some reason. MAY I DO YOU? *bricked* But no, really. Junno made me kinda happy, although he should do something about that hoodie. Doesn't match him. Kame's hat is kinda ridiculous. He's really trying to be the modern day Higashiyama. Ueda makes me want him in ways that isn't proper, though I can't get the images of Ueda as a pretty geisha on Subaru's arm. KON, YOU CORRUPTED ME. I miss Subeda. *sigh* Oh, BTW, Jin voice acts the lead for Speed Racer. Haha. He should have been the dub for Rain or something. That would have been hilarious, IDEKY.
->Gussan had his baby. He's a father! I'm kinda happy for him, but at the same time I'm like...wow...he had a baby *daze* I'm still trying to get over the fact that he's married. It's just so sudden!!! And Innochi's weding! *wobblewobble*
->I finally got to reading that tomapi photoshoot. '山下はすごい好きだから' OMG TOMA. You make me happy with your words. Warning to new F-list members: I detest NewS!YamaPi with a venomous passion that only rivals my distinct distaste of MatsuJun.
SUMMER, PLEASE COME SOON, YES? I'm kinda anxious to start my summer project for Nya!. It's going to be all kinds of awesome (if I can pull it off, of course). I should like, AD for it now, but I kinda wanna finish school before I get to it.
BTW, Bleach: Ashido is sexy. I want him. But Ulquiorra (and yes, i so copy and pasted that) is even sexier. I have come to the understanding that I am somehow attracted to Mass murderers, ideky. Anime has brain damaged me.
So a very short little
nyaing Update, because I haven't done one in a while. I'm only going to go over the last twenty entries or so, even though I think I posted a bunch more than that since my last update.What I've been Writing:
See The Future - This is what you call me trying to get over a writers block. I'm very critical of my own writing and you'll see that alot. I actually don't think this is worth the read, but it entertains, nonetheless.
OT4 Series - Me trying to be clever. I fail at clever, but this universe is so fucking awesome. Someone else should take it from me before I kill it.
Fanservice - SuJu M - This one floated around in my head for days before it actually made it to paper. I'm glad a lot of people actually liked it. It was fun to write ^_^
#97 Glasses - KangTeuk - Some soft porn, but not really. I suck at porn.
Baby - SuJu, DBSK - Pointless crack. Read at your own risk.
Forever - SuJu - Sad little tale because I was a sad little girl.
Shut up - Jack/Ten - The first hard R that I wrote in years. I don't do smut because it makes me feel all kinds of dirty.
What I've been Uploading
[PV] NewS - Summer Time - Random banana loving and Tego introducing himself to his nuts. Yeah. Totally worth watching.
[PV]Doumoto Kouichi - No More - Oh my god, how much I love Kouichi. Especially at the beginning with him waving a sign and shouting "Hichi haiku!!!" Of course, dancing reminds me of Deep in your Heart. Not a big fan of the music, but just watching Kouichi dance is enough for me.
What I've been Subbing
Osen, Episode One - Because I am so fucking awesome. Yes. I am. No, but really. I decided to do this one after I saw it. There was no one announced on the Wiki page for it until we announced it >.< I love Uchi and I think we did him justice. Despite the laidback storyline, this one is so worth the watching. Uchi is an amazing actor and I'm warming up to Aoi Yuu, who is clueless in a good way. Two and three will be on it's way, but after finals, I'm afraid.
A few things I've noticed about Osen. Not quite spoilers, but I'll put it under a cut for those who don't want to know:
1. Uchi wear pink boxers and I'm one of those girls who think "OMG A SIGN?!" when really, he probably prefers pink boxers and it's not a double meaning whatsoever.
2. Uchi acts drunk. Granted, it's for less than a minute, but still. Talk about pun intended. LOL
3. Uchi considers staying at a love hotel. Well, most hotels in Japan offer hourly rates. But still. The rates are posted on the sign along with an advertisement for av videos. That just screams love hotel to me.
Well, this is where I go and finish that essay I was talking about. *sulks off reluctantly*