wth, too many boyfriends?

Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HENLIIII-AHHHH KAWAIIIIIIIIIII~~~~~ <3333333333333333
MOther: Stop that already! You have enough boyfriends!
Me: *SPUTTER* ASLDKJASLFJKA:LSJKFASWHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Mother: You heard me. You have enough boyfriends.
Me: UM. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH BOYFRIENDS, MOTHER.
Mother: *snort* have you seen your list?
Me: LSDKJF:LKJFSD:KF SOME OF THEM ARE HUSBANDS AND WIVES.
Mother: Uh-huh. I didn't raise you to be a whore.
Me: I'M NOT A WHORE. I JUST HAVE A LOT OF LOVE.
Mother: Yeah. Love...That's what it is. Right.
Me: SDKFJDS:LKFJDSLKJF....

Haha. Ultimate fangirl. No one can beat my insanity.


Anyway. School starts again and I go back into being a bookworm for the next week or so because I'm SO behind. *DEAD*
*throws kisses*