BUNNY is a good safety word!

Chatted with some friends about bondage and how it works and stuff and safety words and all that. It was...weird and funny, but oh so us.

Me: Bunny.
Friend: WTF. Bunny? Can you imagine being in the middle of sex and yelling out 'BUNNY'?
Me: What? That would wilt a hard-on, wouldn't it?
Friend: Not everyone's. *eyebrow*
Me: *cringe* Ew. That is me trying not to think of Sungmin.
Friend: Hey, I didn't say anything about Sungmin, wtf.
Me: Okay. Fine, not bunny. What about chocolate?
Friend: Chocolate would give a lot of people hard-ons. Shiwon's chocolate gives me a hard-on.
Me: WTH, hands of my man, plz. And you can't get a hard-on, you're a girl.
Friend: And? Never stops the spam in my mail box. "The length that will conquer" wtf is that about?
Me: Guys that want world domination through elongation. Have they not yet realized that women rule the world?
Friend: Disillusioned. It's our fault, really. We should have never pointed and laughed.
Me: But we just can't help it.
Friend: Hey, couldn't we use that as our safety word?
Me: What?
Friend: Point and laugh.
Me: That's not a word, it's an action. Besides, how the hell are we supposed to point and laugh when we're tied up?
Friend: Fine, we'll just laugh.
Me: Some people get off on that.
Friend: So? Some people get off on MatsuJun.
Me: EW.
Friend: Yeah, I know. Sick.


Sorry MatsuJun fans. Really.