I SPOIL YOU ROTTEN WITH MY POST

SNAPE LIVES FOREVER.

And Harry dies.

Now you are all sufficiently spoiled.

Haha.


EDIT:
/lies

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So yeah, I know what happens in the new Harry Potter book because my friend accidentally stumbled upon wikipedia and spilled the beans. It doesn't matter to me though, since I was all like "SPOIL ME SPOIL ME" in my drunken stupor.

Then we walked all the way from campus to Walmart to buy the bloody book pissed as hell.

In the rain.

If that is not dedication, idk what is.

Then I stayed up the whole of maybe half an hour, read about three chapters (drunk, mind you, so I was giggling and laughing at everything, even with how dark a book it was), and then fell asleep thinking about Severus Snape and how he is SO mine, wtf.

Miraculously, I woke up without a hangover, even though I drank so much and didn't take in any kind of water. It is surprising. Maybe I am unable to have hangovers? I mean, I get sick while drunk, like stomach aches and stuff, but never in the morning, no matter how much I drink. It is weird~ Even though I don't want to have a hangover ever, it's just weird that I don't have them. I AM NOT HUMAN.