I am a nerd

Today I was reading a book beside my computer.
And instead of turning the page, I reached up to press the 'pg down' button on my computer.

...have I turned into a nerd or what?

a meme that i just never posted ^_^

I did this years ago, but never posted it ^_^ so yeah~


The Marry, Fuck, Kill Game - Johnny's Style ROUND 3!
The rules are simple.
- Listed below are 7 groups of 3 Johnny's from NEWS, Kanjani8, KAT-TUN. And Toma. :D
- Of the 3, you must choose one to wed, one to sleep with, and one to put six feet under.
- Giving reasons and killing methods is always a plus. XD
- Post on your LJ and make your friends do it! ♥ - a link to your answers would be fab. I'd love to read them.


Group 1
Koyama - After watching Love Addiction, who wouldn't want to fuck him?
Taguchi - I'd marry him, cause yeah, I know he'd just smile and say "yes, honey."
Kusano - "Oh Kusa! Hi" *push onto the train tracks*

Group 2
Originally, I was engaged to Koki, but then got involved with the Yakuza and had to use him as my shield against the bullets. So, to drown my sorrows, I end up getting drunk and marrying Yoko in Vegas. But then I totally regret this and Yoko won't let me get a divorce, so I go to my best friend Ohkura, who comforts me by giving the best sex ever.

Group 3
(I already know a few people that will kill me for this one)
On my my quest to kill YamaPi, the bane of my existance, I end up wooing him into my bed and fucking him senseless. But before I could kill him with nails dipped in poison, Shige comes in and grabs my hand, intending to drag me away from a naked Pi so he can confess his undying love for me, but instead kills himself. YamaPi, who is also an idiot, decideds that this is some kind of sick proposal and tries to marry me. However, Jin and Kame were about to get married as well, so for some reason, our papers get all messed up and I end up getting married to Jin and YamaPi gets married to Kame.

Group 4
I marry Tegoshi, because yeah, who wouldn't? Then I find out that he's having an affair with Massu, so I try to kill him by baking a cake, but while trying to get my groove on with Ueda, who I was having an affair with because Tegoshi was having an affair with Massu, Ueda ends up eating the cake on accident and dies, leaving me to instead, join in on a threesome with Tegoshi and Massu.

Group 5
Ryo and I are getting married, but by chance, he ends up dying by drinking too much at his batchelor party and I end up sleeping with Toma, who was my stripper at my bachelorette party. Ryo's best man, Subaru, comes up to me durring Ryo's funeral and asks me to marry him. YAY.

Group 6
Kame - Kame wears the wedding dress because he's more of a girl than I am.
Nakamaru - OMG NAKAMARU, IS THAT A KNIFE IN YOUR BACK? XD
Maruyama - Paperbag, anyone?

Group 7
I get married to Uchi, who takes me to the beach one day to swim. Somehow, I get swept up by some undertoe and Yasu and Hina run in to save me, because Uchi can't swim well enough. Hina gets to me first, but I'm flailing too much, so he ends up drowning and dying. Yasu rescues me, but we're swept off to a deserted island, where we have to survive on coconuts and fish. And since we're the only two on the island, we end up having sex, cause what else can you do?


Apparently, I am obessed with threesomes...

anothe meme....

Yakuza Team One: The Semapi Yakuza XD

Leader: Kondo Masahiko (um...he doesn't have a group XD) BECAUSE HE IS TEH LEADER OF ALL.
Right hand man: Higashiyama Noriyuki (Shounentai) because he'd totally kick everyone's ass.
Left hand man: Nagase Tomoya (tokio) um, hello? MBMH XD
Hit man: Doumoto Tsuyoshi (Kinki Kids) you'd be like 'omg who is this weird guy' and then the next moment you'd liek, be dead XD
Cleaner: Miyake Ken (V6) because i could see him like one of those clean freeks.
Mascot: Doumoto Kouichi (KinKi Kids) BECAUSE HE IS TEH HOTNESS
4 random members:
1. Yamaguchi Tatsuya (Tokio) OMG HE IS SUCH A GANSTA
2. Okada Junichi (V6) Cause he looks like he could definitely handle a pistol XD
3. Morita Go (V6) He would so kill people.
4. Sato Atsuhiro (Hikaru Genji) Cause he's hot like Hyde.

Rival Yakuza: THE KOUHAI

Leader: Takizawa Hideaki (T&T) cause he rules over all the Juniors with an iron fist.
Right hand man: Imai Tsubasa (T&T) someone has to be Takki's biatch XD
Left hand man: Shibutani Subaru (Kanjani 8) HE IS TEH ULTIMATE GANSTA OF THE JUNIORS.
Hit man: Tegoshi Yuya (NewS) He'd be smiling, and you'd be like 'omg so cute!' and then you'd die.
Cleaner: Masuda Takahisa(NewS) He's cleaing up for his boyfriend XD
Mascot: Koyama Keiichirou (NewS) OMG HE WOULD TALK PEOPLE TO DEATH~ XD
4 random members:
1. Uchi Hiroki (Kanjani8) Depressed people make good killers.
2. Nishikido Ryo (Kanjani8) He is natural gansta material.
3. Yokoyama Yu (Kanjani8) He'd make a killer ganster.
4. Murakami Shingo (Kanjani8) These two would be, like, Subaru's sidekicks, wth.



I posted this over at Jaccavire's comm je_meme_a_day , and OMG I WANT TO WRITE A CRACK FANFIC ABOUT THIS. XD

Again with the memes.....

The way I do these meme's is so not how other people do them, i think XD

Group 1- Tanaka Koki, Tegoshi Yuya, and Murakami Shingo.
Koki's forcing me to marry him, but Tegoshi, my knight in shining armor (:D?) comes to resuce me and together we beat off Koki with a stick repeatedly until he dies. I'm swept away to this wonderful wedding with him in Europe, but on our weding night, I enter the wrong room and sleep with Hina instead of Tegoshi. No wonder he seemed bigger than usual... XDDDDD

Group 2- Akanishi Jin, Koyama Keiichiro, and Yasuda Shota.
Jin and I are high school sweethearts, but I'm horribly tired of his Bakanishiness, so I arrange a hitman, Yasuda, to kill Jin for me and instead of killing Jin, he ends up falling on his knife and killing himself, so I'm forced to marry Jin and have to talk out my sorrows to Koyama, who somehow sweetalks me into his bed.

Group 3- Taguchi Junnosuke, Yamashita Tomohisa, and Shibutani Subaru.
I'm engaged to YamaPi, but am really in love with Subaru. So I arrange to have YamaPi killed by cutting the breaks to his car so he gets in a horrible car accide, and dies. I get married to Subaru instead, but Junno knows that I've killed Pi and so I must offer my body to Junno to keep his mouth shut.

Group 4- Kamenashi Kazuya, Masuda Takahisa, and Nishikido Ryo.
I marry Masuda under the condition that after we marry, he'd go kill Kame, because I'm horribly jealous of him being more girly than I am. So when he goes to try and kill Kame, he instead kills Ryo instead because unbenownest to us, Ryo and Kame were sharing a bed. So Kame, now knowing that I sent Masuda to kill him, comes to talk to me about it and for some reason decides that I'm manly enough to do, so he and I have sex.

Group 5- Nakamaru Yuichi, Kato Shigeaki, and Ohkura Tadayoshi.
Being so disgusted with Yuichi's big nose, I decided that he needs to die and makes him sniff some toxic gas. At his funeral, Shige comes up to me and asks me to go out with him, so I go out with him and he gets me drunk, so I sleep with him. I get up the next morning disgusted with myself and run out of the building naked, to which Ohkura finds me and gives me some of his clothing and we go out and get married the next day.

Group 6- Ueda Tatsuya, Kusano Hironori, and Maruyama Ryuhei.
Ueda, who is the leader of a huge gang, captures me and makes me his sex slave. The only way I can get free, is to kill my handler, Maruyama, and another sex slave, Kusano, helps me get out and when we finally reach the outside world, we decided that we've been through so much that we just have to get married.

Group 7- Ikuta Toma, Uchi Hiroki, and Yokoyama Yu.
On accident, I kill Toma with a kitchen knife and run to my best friend's house, who happens to be Uchi. He consoles me by giving me hot sex and then Yoko walks in and asks to join in. So impressed with my oppais, Yoko asks me to marry him. XD